Callum's developing social graces

We went to Alan and Alison's for a BBQ this Sunday. Cracking day, far too hot, and the boys were enjoying playing in the garden while Alan did his manly thing with charring bits of meat over the flames. After the Bash had eaten about four sausages, he sat down for a bit, holding his belly, then turned around and asked "Dad, why are we still here?". That's my boy, fill your boots and leave!

How to run a successful cafe?

"Is that panini too burnt for you?"

I think she'd answered her own question to be honest...

Sport Induction 201

Callum's first class obviously being the Rugy World Cup in 2003, which he didn't understand, but probably got thrown about a lot.

'Dad, why are they having a cuddle?' after Fred scored Brazil's second against the Socceroos.